April 2007  --  Dear Mommy (Lilly) & Daddy (Rocky Road):

I'm fitting in just fine with my fellow humans (in fact sometimes they actually think I'm one of them). I've trained them to snuggle me, lavish me with treats and surrender a generous portion of the bed to my needs. I've got needs you know.

I help my new mommy make the bed, although she never seems to understand what the squirming lump is under the sheets. Whenever my daddy gets out of the shower, I help groom his hair (it's awfully long and they always seem to laugh when I do this). Even with all of the toys they've bought me my favourite thing to play in is any random box. Don't worry though. I'm sure to investigate everything in this home.

Just thought I'd e-mail you while my parents were out (I often help them type when they're at the computer)
Meow!
Harry Toffoli-McCoy